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HULK ASKS A FAVOR – GO SEE ATTACK THE BLOCK

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SO HERE GOES.

HULK GOING ASK A FAVOR. HULK KNOW IT AN IMPOSITION, AND MAYBE EVEN PRESUMPTUOUS, BUT HULK NOT ASK FOR MUCH. TO BE HONEST, THE MERE FACT THAT SO MANY PEOPLE READ HULK’S BLOG MAKE HULK FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE, SO YOU CERTAINLY DO NOT OWE HULK ANYTHING BY ANY MEANS… BUT HULK GUESS THAT WHY IT A FAVOR.

HULK GOING ASK THAT, IF AVAILABLE IN YOUR CITY, YOU GO SEE ATTACK THE BLOCK THIS WEEKEND.

HULK ALREADY REVIEWED FILM AND HULK THINK IT A MASTERPIECE. (CAREFUL THOUGH, IT GET A BIT SPOILERY DOWN THE WAY).

CALLING  A FILM A MASTERPIECE DEFINITELY SETTING UP SOME UNFAIR EXPECTATIONS AND HULK WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU NO THINK IT A MASTERPIECE. WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT THINGS WE VALUE + RESPOND TO WITH MOVIES AND HULK HAPPEN TO VALUE TRANSCENDENT GENRE FARE. SOME DON’T. THAT FINE.

BUT YOU WILL STILL LIKE THE MOVIE. THAT FOR SURE.

IT WILL NOT BE LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU’VE SEEN.

IT WILL BE DIFFERENT.

AND IT WILL BE GOOD.

AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, YOU WILL SEE THE SAME THINGS IN THE MOVIE THAT HULK DID. A WONDERFUL FILM THAT SEAMLESSLY BLEND GREAT STORYTELLING, OUTRIGHT HILARITY, SOCIAL COMMENTARY, AND HORROR. EVEN THE SCORE AMAZING. THE FILM FIRE ON ALL CYLINDERS. AND MAYBE YOU’LL AGREE.

HULK KNOW COWBOYS AND ALIENS OUT THIS WEEK AS WELL AND HULK KNOW THAT “THE BIG HOLLYWOOD MOVIE WE ALL SUPPOSED TO SEE!” LOOK, HULK LOVE IRON MAN JUST AS MUCH ANYONE. HULK WANT SEE INVESTED HARRISON FORD TOO.

BUT HULK ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEE THAT MOVIE WILL NO BE AS GOOD.

AND IF IT SUPER-IMPORTANT TO YOU TO SEE COWBOYS, THEN HULK URGE YOU TO SEE BOTH FILMS. HULK KNOW MOVIES COST A LOT OF MONEY. HULK KNOW IT BIG TIME COMMITTMENT. HULK TRULY KNOW. BUT HULK GOING TO DO IT AND HULK ALREADY SEEN ATTACK THE BLOCK. BUT HOW OFTEN GET CHANCE HAVE TRULY GOOD “MOVIE WEEKEND”? BESIDES IT, FOR LACK OF BETTER WORD, “IMPORTANT” TO SEEK OUT THE MOVIES THAT HARDER TO FIND. RIGHT? IF WE SUPPOSEDLY CARE ABOUT GETTING GOOD MOVIES IN OUR LIVES, IT VERY IMPORTANT.

SO HULK KNOW IT ASKING LOT.

HULK ASSURE YOU HAVE NO INTEREST IN THIS MOVIE BEYOND THE FACT HULK THINK IT GREAT AND WANT SHARE IT.

THAT WHY HULK ASKING FOR A FAVOR.

CHEERS,

❤ THE INCREDIBLE F-IN’ HULK

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